can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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