whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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