in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho