We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐