Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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