He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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