And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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