if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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