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Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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