she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I don't think brook has ever known best
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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