It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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