her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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