But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I want to fling myself into the sun
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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