He asked me if I "almost moaned"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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