the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
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i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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