So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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