Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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