whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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