All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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