You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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