areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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