Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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