you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I touched a dick in church today
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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