I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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