just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
