I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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