What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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