If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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