i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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