I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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