Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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