sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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