The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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