You surviving the open bar?
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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