using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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