I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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