pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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