Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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