Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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