That's intense
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
wow bdsm is so cute
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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