so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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