Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
NoShamevember. You game?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
