thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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