1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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