..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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