Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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