2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
My boob is missing a layer of skin
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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