this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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