Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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