Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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