Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Randomize
