We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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