Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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