So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
