yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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