Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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