Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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