That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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