i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
